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Howling Wolf Tofurky Moon Tee

Howling Wolf Tofurky Moon Tee

Our Price: $15.00

Become a wolf and bask in the light of the Tofurky full moon. You’re welcome, White Elephant party attendees.

Is Tofurky Loaf the origin of all life, matter and the universe as we know it? Pull on this Howling Wolf tee, tap into the mystical realm and all your questions will be answered. According to ancient lore, the Tofurky full moon imbues plant-based eaters with superhuman strength and a ravenous appetite for Tofurky. Become a wolf and bask in the light of the Tofurky full moon. You’re welcome, White Elephant party attendees.
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A Tofurky White Elephant gift store? Why?

To make your holidays all the weirder! White Elephant parties are all about wrapping up bizarre and lol-worthy presents sure to get a rise out of your friends and fam, and we couldn't be happier to be this year’s punchline. After all, what are the holidays for if we can’t all have a laugh together?

If you’re the type to show up to dinner toting your own Tofurky Roast, why not bring a Tofurkyriffic gift for the White Elephant too? Season's greetings from our silly family to yours!