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Fleece Pizza Blanket

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Fleece Pizza Blanket

Our Price: $35

“Did someone order a pizza?” …your corny uncle can now say every time he pulls out this fuzzy pepp’roni pie.

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Become a gold medal gift giver when you bring this Fleece Pizza Blanket to your White Elephant party. Your family’s gift cards and lotion sets don’t stand a chance at the first-place prize. (Sorry, Kevin. Sorry, Barbara.) It’s snuggly, it’s scrumptious, but it’s not actually edible (so please don’t eat it). “Did someone order a pizza?” …your corny uncle can now say every time he pulls out this fuzzy pepp’roni pie.
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A Tofurky White Elephant gift store? Why?

To make your holidays all the weirder! White Elephant parties are all about wrapping up bizarre and lol-worthy presents sure to get a rise out of your friends and fam, and we couldn't be happier to be this year’s punchline. After all, what are the holidays for if we can’t all have a laugh together?

If you’re the type to show up to dinner toting your own Tofurky Roast, why not bring a Tofurkyriffic gift for the White Elephant too? Season's greetings from our silly family to yours!